the cashier said “i haven’t seen these in a long time” and i said “the condoms?” and she said “no, the yu-gi-oh cards” and i Died
me in ikea thinking abt how i’m gonna hide furniture inside my hijab to take home
I told my grandma I was cold one time and now every time she sees me she brings an extra jacket and forces me to wear it how do I make this stop like I’m not cold anymore grandma
me: *doesn’t hear from best friend for a day*
me: omg are we drifting? we’re drifting. I don’t know what is happening in your life. I’m so out of touch. We don’t know each other anymore. What is our friendship?